Some thoughts need a home.
I built this one with words.
Hello there! I’m Rupes Jasmine a.k.a Jasmine McCandless!
Welcome to My Personal Space where I write everything that tickles my mind.

Jasmine’s Scribblings is the work of a curious girl, who writes weird things that make sense later.
So you must be a curious person to land here. I leave my blogs with my thoughts so they don’t rot inside me.
If you’re a business person, you can always count on me to market your business with my content. If you have just started your start-up, I am here to help as well. Just check me out on LinkedIn.
Things You Must Read About ME!
- 1 “with proof” reason why clients love my writing!
- 1 “Valid” reason why I’m a Human Writer (proof-attached)
But Jasmine, why do you write?
I write because therapy for idiots is expensive.
And a blank page listens better than people.
Totally Real (Definitely Not Fake) Testimonials
“I ruled an empire where the sun never set. And yet, nothing has illuminated my life quite like Jasmine’s writing. I would have knighted her, but honestly, she doesn’t need it.”
— Queen Elizabeth II
“I read one paragraph Jasmine wrote and immediately tried to subscribe twice. Once as myself, once as a burner account. This is not financial advice, but her writing is an asset.”
— Elon Musk
“I conquered most of the known world by age 32. If I had Jasmine’s writing, I would’ve conquered inboxes too.”
— Alexander the Great
“I read Jasmine’s blog and laughed once.
Then again.
Then I checked if anyone saw me.”
— Adolf H.
“I am uncomfortable admitting this. Jasmine’s writings are better structured than my poems.”
— William Shakespeare
“Jasmine’s writings made me laugh, think, cry, and question why I follow 312 other newsletters that say nothing.”
— Someone About to Unsubscribe From Everything Else
“I don’t know Jasmine personally. But after reading her work, I feel like she knows me. Which is unsettling. Five stars.”
— Everyone Else On the Internet
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Yes, this is the part where I ask you to subscribe.
You laughed. You scrolled. You might as well subscribe.